3 men are in a cafe:
the first one says: i'm the shortest man on the earth!
the second one says: i'm the fastest man on earth!
the third one says: i have the best voice i can hit any note!
they go to guiness world records to see if the're right.
the first one comes out and says: yay 'im really the shortest man on earth!
the second one comes out and says: wahooooooo!!! i'm really the fastest man on earth!
the third one comes out (angry as hell) and screams: who the fuck is bruce dickinson?!
